Empress of the Squee

aurumacadicus:

I am pro-strike I am pro-union I am pro-workers-getting-their-due I want to be inconvenienced A THOUSAND TIMES if it means people earn enough money

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probablybadrpgideas:

the-haiku-bot:

probablybadrpgideas:

Over the course of the game, roll a d20 every so often.

This measures the progress of a different, unmentioned party of adventurers who are on their own quest to stop an unrelated threat to the entire mortal world.

If you get a one they fuck up and die so the world abruptly ends with no warning.

Over the course of

the game, roll a d20

every so often.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Shit dude ur not wrong

coughloop:

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alphacrone:

now at an age where i just wanna MAKE shit. bread. candles. baskets. birdhouses. the world isn’t my oyster, it’s my deluxe lego set.

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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benoitblanc:

catherine tate rocking up to doctor who with a background in sketch comedy and knowing literally nothing about the show; giving one of the most nuanced, tragic performances in the entirety of sci-fi history; and then dipping after one season with an absolutely horrifically devastating character ending is icon behavior i don’t make the rules

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spongebobssquarepants:

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odinsblog:

thecraggus:

#SAGAFTRAstrong #WGAstrong

anxietyproblem: