Empress of the Squee

maculategiraffe:

hometoursandotherstuff:

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insertunknownreferencehere:

being able to play songs in your head is cool and all but not really if you can’t control what and when it plays so this is a visualization of me trying to concentrate while angel of music plays in my head

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worstgirleva:

hi my name is anonymous asker, but you can call me anon. i’m a big fan of your posts and i couldn’t help but notice in your latest one that you failed to clarify a couple points. one with good faith would fill these blanks, but as someone who values journalistic integrity i must ask if you actually support the act of launching the state of connecticut into the sun for fun?

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righteousgrace:

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reggiemess:

todaysbird:

todaysbird:

very cool but also kind of a dick move

Stop making Hannibal furry headcanons unless it’s this bird

It’s apparently only ONE population of this species that does this. Everyone else hunts and caches normally. The other falcons probably talk shit about this fucked up torture family.

Ooooh that’s even more fascinating. That means it’s a learned behavior they TAUGHT one another.

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seabassapologist:

cipheramnesia:

anais-ninja-bitch:

the-real-numbers:

artificial-father:

Map of the United States but now each state touches the ocean

@mapsontheweb @the-real-numbers

All states can have a little sip of ocean water. As a treat.

hm. kentucky beach. tidewater, kentucky. norfolk, kentucky, home to the largest US navy installation on the east coast.

the picturesque outerbanks of tennessee.

the big apple: new york city, michigan.

Make one where the fewest possible states can access the ocean.

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greelin:

sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is

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mothmansboywife:

mothmansboywife:

The only adhd tips that work:

1. Never tell anyone what you’re planning to do until you do it (you will get a premature dopamine hit and sense of accomplishment from telling them and lose motivation to actually do it)

2. Never sit down (never sit down)

3. Be perpetually haunted by “omg you people can’t do anything”

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officialrapunzelfitzherbert:

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me when my printer cant do colors anymore but i have crayons 🖍☀️

printable pdfs available on my kofi, one in color and one that you can color at home! free or pay what you want <3

anyways pls protect urself from the sun and from airborne illnesses!! the sun may not always be out but covid is here year round!!

(the analogy is aloe is vaccines and sunscreen is masks btw. there was also gonna be a page where the cat was like “i used to wear sunscreen but i still got sunburnt” and he would put it on once the night before and then go be in the sun for 8 hours straight)

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loveandlessons:

not to be annoying or anything but,🎃🦇🍂👻🕸️ 🎃🦇🍂👻🕸️ 🎃🦇🍂👻🕸️ 🎃🦇🍂👻🕸️ 🎃🦇🍂👻🕸️ 🎃🦇🍂👻🕸️ 🎃🦇🍂👻🕸️ 🎃🦇🍂👻🕸️ 🎃🦇🍂👻🕸️ 🎃🦇🍂👻🕸️ 🎃🦇🍂👻🕸️ 🎃🦇🍂👻🕸️ 🎃🦇🍂👻🕸️ 🎃🦇🍂👻🕸️ 🎃🦇🍂👻🕸️ 🎃🦇🍂👻🕸️ 🎃🦇🍂👻🕸️ 🎃🦇🍂👻🕸️ 🎃🦇🍂👻🕸️ 🎃🦇🍂👻🕸️ 🎃🦇🍂👻🕸️ 🎃🦇🍂👻🕸️ 🎃🦇🍂👻🕸️ 🎃🦇🍂👻🕸️ 🎃🦇🍂👻🕸️ 🎃🦇🍂👻🕸️ 🎃🦇🍂👻🕸️ 🎃🦇🍂👻🕸️ 🎃🦇🍂👻🕸️ 🎃🦇🍂👻🕸️ 🎃🦇🍂👻🕸️ 🎃🦇🍂👻🕸️ 🎃🦇🍂👻🕸️

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ryan-sometimes:

ryan-sometimes:

ryan-sometimes:

One of my favorite things about having a degree in biochemistry is going undercover at a store like Sephora. I can read the composition of the cosmetics and actually understand them. There’s no words to describe how great it feels. It’s like being in on an inside joke or secret

The main thing I observe is that a lot of employees recommend makeup that is chemically incompatible. For example, if you ask them to recommend you a foundation and concealer, a lot of times they’ll pick two products that are chemically immiscible, so they’ll NEVER blend together successfully.

Generally foundation/concealer is either water or silicone based. There are upsides to each based on your needs. However, water and silicone are immiscible, and so if your foundation is water based but your concealer is silicone based, you will never get a good blend between these products. You’ll have to go back to switch to something that works.

If you want to test for this in-store, mix the two on the back of your hand. If they form a uniform mixture, they’re miscible. If they separate, they’re chemically incompatible, and should not be used together. You can do this for any number of skin products. Primers, moisturizers, foundations, concealers, contour sticks, etc etc. Anything that comes in liquid or paste form.

You don’t need to understand all the chemicals on the label to run this experiment!

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